The definitive Swearnet Episode list

First dates are scary as fuck. Is she into the same movies? The same food? And most importantly, is she into half-shaved balls?
Runtime: 3:40 • Published: July 25, 2019

Are you a weed-smoking stoner superhero, or a square Johnny Big Dick? There's only one way to settle this - SMOKE OFF!!
Runtime: 4:24 • Published: July 18, 2019

The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky's made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a 'horizontal refreshment' is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
Runtime: 32:08 • Published: July 12, 2019

When you're too fucked up to get fucked up, you need a tolerance break. And it's a good thing to have a buddy to help you through it.
Runtime: 4:56 • Published: July 11, 2019

There's a BIG mystery package on Mailbag today, and it's stuffed full of awesome shit for the SwearNet crew! The Boys are in for a fuckin' feast - and hot nuts! Also: Robb gets eye tits!
Runtime: 19:18 • Published: July 2, 2019

Fuck the muscle milk, JP's got a birthday candy blowout! Just how many peanuts, Oreos and honeybuns can one mawfacka eat? Also: What is the mystery shit that can't be opened on air?
Runtime: 17:23 • Published: June 25, 2019

There's three sexy-as-fuck packages in the Mailbag this week! The Boys receive fancy hemp oil treats, quail eggs and beaver nuggets, plus a book for NOT pulling your goalie to... now there's a fucking challenge! Also: Has Robb won $2.5 million in a scratchcard lottery?
Runtime: 18:51 • Published: June 18, 2019

It's raining cats and cocks in the SwearNet studio, but the Boys don't give a fuck as they've got hard rock, booger beans and dirty ol' lobster in a can! Plus: A big package for Ricky Lafleur!
Runtime: 24:44 • Published: June 11, 2019

Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that hash jello was strong...
Runtime: 29:47 • Published: June 7, 2019

Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
Runtime: 31:52 • Published: May 31, 2019

It's the final episode of Season 1, but don't get sad, get happy at Nova Scotia's Peace East! Amy discovers dabbing in a yurt, secret stashes, and gets high without cannabis. She also reviews Tangerine Dream, chats to joint expert Craig Ex, and answers your cannabis questions!
Runtime: 22:31 • Published: May 23, 2019

Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!
Runtime: 31:51 • Published: May 17, 2019

On today's stuffed Mailbag: A fucked idea for a SwearNet show, candy smokes (let's go), bone suckin' mustard and a Beatles bonanza! And are two superfans trying to kill the Boys with fucking fruit pies?!?
Runtime: 30:48 • Published: May 6, 2019

It's raining horse cocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!
Runtime: 30:51 • Published: April 26, 2019

Amy chills out with the White Castle hybrid, chats to Dr. Dina about the work of freedomgrow.org and their mission to 'bring light to a dark cell', and Dr. Ira breaks down the science of cannabis! Also: Amy's medicated milkshakes will bring every mafacka to the yard!
Runtime: 16:38 • Published: April 18, 2019

For fuck's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fucking fusion cuisine treat!
Runtime: 31:28 • Published: April 12, 2019

A big fucking welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is fucked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!
Runtime: 29:24 • Published: April 5, 2019

The Boys are back from their tropical cruise - and Ricky and Julian are sick as fuck! Was it the BBQ chicken, Randy's cheeseburgers, or the steak with weird sauce? Bubbles investigates! Also: the dangers of jacking your goalie, and how to avenge Randy for his dirty burgers!
Runtime: 27:13 • Published: March 22, 2019

Did Ricky ever have a rabbit, or was it just a dream? Why does Bubbles want to get microchipped? Has Ricky just got someone fired from Dragons' Den? Can the Boys make a bag from a leg and make some decent scrilla? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!
Runtime: 36:26 • Published: March 8, 2019

On this week's podcash, find out what an erection juggler is, why the Titanic was built like shit, and why polar bears are left-handed! Also: prepare to get your mind blown off your balls as Ricky gets us learnt about the moon!
Runtime: 41:30 • Published: March 1, 2019

Our resident cannabis guru, Amy Anonymous, is in Vegas, baby! In Part Two of this two-part special, it’s Amy's last day in Vegas and she wants to relax and have some fun at Cannabition, a Cannabis museum with some fear and loathing and the timeless art of seduction! Plus: Amy gets the chance to hang out, smoke and talk with one of her peers, someone who inspires her:  Dr. Dina - the real-life Nancy Botwin. 
Runtime: 36:46 • Published: February 18, 2019

The Boys are a lil' fucked out of the gate after the Super Bowl party! They wind er' up with Who Got Bornt and some trailer park-style Jeopardy. Alex, for $1000 what has 10 legs and no penis?! Also: Bubbles gets a massage!
Runtime: 38:00 • Published: February 8, 2019

The Boys love getting free shit, even fucking letters (well sort of!) Watch as Robb, Mike and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the Boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin’! Plus: Mike gets some DECENT coasters... and who are the pink scissors for?!
Runtime: 22:32 • Published: February 4, 2019

Our resident cannabis guru, Amy Anonymous, is in Vegas, baby! In Part One of this two-part special, Amy takes you to the MJbiz Conference, one of the biggest cannabis business shows in the world. She gives you the inside scoop on game-changing innovations, smokes some blunts, and looks for lizards in the desert. Plus, she ticks an item off her bucket list...
Runtime: 25:16 • Published: January 31, 2019

The Boys get a group of half-licked envelopes, and get mushy over three shit weasels bornt in a basement. JP claims some dope flavoured candy canes, and an epic package contains a good ol' fashioned box inside a box!
Runtime: 14:10 • Published: January 21, 2019

Ricky is colouring because he came prepared. Bubbles has a new tradition for kicking off the 2019 podcasts and 2018 can FUCK OFF!! Ricky gives some sage advice on fire works protocol and the boys also cover the topic is Albert Einstein a pianist or idiot? One last thing if you ever got your head stuck in a toilet you need to give us a call!
Runtime: 35:03 • Published: January 11, 2019