The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Singer and songwriter Elise LeGrow of Parkdale, Ontario, has covered Muddy Waters, Etta James, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, and other songs from the iconic Chess Records catalogue. Now we feature those classics alongside her own material, including a duet with Jordan John and our Shoals house band!
Runtime: 25:18 • Published: February 29, 2020

Multi-award winning singer/songwriter Reeny Smith grew up in a musical family in North Preston, Nova Scotia - right up the road from Sunnyvale! Best known for her wholesome hit single “Good Girl Swag,” now Reeny joins our Sunnyvale Shoals house band.
Runtime: 25:16 • Published: February 29, 2020

Welcome back to Sunnyvale Shoals! Remember “Old Skool Love?” “Sunglasses?” In this episode we have the reigning Canadian Queen of R&B and soul herself: Juno Award winner Divine Brown!
Runtime: 24:04 • Published: February 29, 2020

Keep your head on a swivel - it's a leap year and Bubbles is worried things are about to get fucky! Ricky prepares to wrestle an alligator, Julian researches the pterodactyl, and Bubbles grooves to the WKRP in Cincinnati theme tune. Also: Snake orgies, frozen birds, and Holly Valentine!
Runtime: 30:48 • Published: February 28, 2020

Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles on this stoned-as-fuck episode of Park After Dark! The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Also: Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar - the perfect scam for Valentine's Day!
Runtime: 30:33 • Published: February 14, 2020

Ricky summons up the power of pepperoni and looks into the future - will you be getting a new car, or fucked up in an earthquake? Plus: Bubbles designs the new Space Force uniform, Julian investigates Samsquamptches, and we find out why Ricky dipped his ballsack in soy sauce!
Runtime: 32:09 • Published: January 31, 2020

Holy fuck, it's colder than a snowman's cock out there! The Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it's like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni. Also: Who's got balls as big as golf balls?!
Runtime: 31:18 • Published: January 24, 2020

The Boys have recovered from their holiday partying and are good to go... except for one! Will his new one-a-week fruit diet get him healthy? The Boys discuss the dangers of flying with weed, the Australian bushfire disaster, and some DECENT news from deep space. Also: on (or off) the fuckin' menu - camel burgers and butter yogurt!
Runtime: 29:50 • Published: January 10, 2020

Here comes the sugar rush - there's a corni-fucking-copia of sweet treats for the Boys on this bumper edition of Mailbag! Which candy gets the thumbs-up, and which might contain Icelandic horse?! Also: Vinyl treasures, Yo Mama, and a dancing cock!
Runtime: 36:19 • Published: December 27, 2019

Ricky's planning to get fucked out of his header and cook up some awesome chicken fingers for Christmas! But before that, the Boys have to investigate an unusual anatomical anomaly... what in the FUCK?!? Also: Bubbles is the handsome judge in a new game called If You Had To!
Runtime: 29:33 • Published: December 20, 2019

The Boys are back from tour and they're still fucked up from the liquor and gummies! Today's topics include crash test pigs, castaway cows, banana art, and a fucked place to store your credit cards. Plus: Ricky applies for his dream job at NASA!
Runtime: 32:40 • Published: December 13, 2019

Jacob's overworked, underpaid, and totally fucked! He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today's episode and reveals how much work he's doing - and Ricky's profiting from it! There's only one way to resolve this... a thrilling round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
Runtime: 32:22 • Published: November 29, 2019

The Boys are all at sea today as they discuss why you don't fuck with a walrus, and whale fart-powered cars - take fuckin' note, Elon Musk! Bubbles and Julian test Ricky to see how French he really is, and Bubbles has the greasiest weiner story ever - literally!
Runtime: 30:48 • Published: November 15, 2019

A googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks - and guess who fucking stole most of his swag! They also discuss banging in horror movies, and the best and worst Halloween costumes!
Runtime: 30:49 • Published: November 1, 2019

The Boys are frisky as fuck today! They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!
Runtime: 30:55 • Published: October 18, 2019

Put down your new (stolen) smartphones, Boys - you've got an episode of Park After Dark to film! Today's subjects include cock jockeys, golden toilets, and what to do if the bank gives you a bunch of scrilla by mistake. Also: Bubbles wants a ride in an Alpha Jet!
Runtime: 29:23 • Published: October 4, 2019

The Boys receive some mouth-watering treats this week - but who's brave enough to eat the chocolate cock? Also: JP gets a box of East Coast goodies, and Mike's birthday blowout continues!
Runtime: 17:43 • Published: September 24, 2019

Mike's got a big birthday blowout package, including awesome Oreos, exploding space food, and a bunch of $crilla! Also: The Boys receive the contents of a Hawaiian hardware store?!
Runtime: 31:31 • Published: September 17, 2019

Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson - make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his fucked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!
Runtime: 31:23 • Published: September 6, 2019

The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato pisser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky's latest book learnings!
Runtime: 29:42 • Published: August 30, 2019

Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally fucking up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!
Runtime: 29:53 • Published: August 23, 2019

Everyone's a fucking winner at SwearNet this week, as superfan Amy has sent in three massive packages! Among the goodies inside: a bag that doesn't fuck around, sauce hotter than your momma's taint, and gifts that make Grumpy Pumpy as excited as fuck!
Runtime: 19:41 • Published: August 19, 2019

There are two half-naked guests in the house. So, who hooked up with them last night? Unless... they're in the house for another reason?!?
Runtime: 4:03 • Published: August 15, 2019

Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
Runtime: 31:43 • Published: August 9, 2019

The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday! Before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?
Runtime: 32:06 • Published: August 2, 2019

The Boys receive an official-looking letter... are they about to get sued, or is it something awesome? Also: Mystery glass, greasy tees, and John Lennon has a clue for you all!
Runtime: 20:22 • Published: July 29, 2019