The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Terry's search for his Halifax ancestors is turning into one big fucking dumpster fire. Is his luck is about to change after he meets a regular down at the Legion?
Runtime: 6:16 • Published: December 29, 2020

Terry gets a ride from some actor guy called Bob. He's probably bullshitting about his Hollywood life, but has a great idea for a movie!
Runtime: 6:27 • Published: December 27, 2020

Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey and Randy take to the stage of the legendary Red Rocks Amphitheatre for a night of greasy fun, fights, and a few home truths! Featuring John Dunsworth's final performance as the greatest trailer park supervisor of them all, Jim Lahey.
Runtime: 1:12:13 • Published: December 25, 2020

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!
Runtime: 36:19 • Published: December 25, 2020

Smith has been at the studio for 4 days straight trying to deal with app fuckery and he is finally joined by the boys to update everyone regarding the app but...studio equipment malfunctions push him to the edge.
Runtime: 7:05 • Published: December 23, 2020

This Christmas Day, gather your friends and family and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in TPB: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app, launching very soon!
Runtime: 1:07 • Published: December 18, 2020

Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
Runtime: 31:34 • Published: December 18, 2020

Harken back to the days of Christmas specials past, when the family huddled around the floor model television to watch Bing Crosby bantering and singing about the Christmas miracle. But he's dead now. It’s 2020, the slush is in the freezer, the kielbasa’s on the table and Tracy and Martina are throwing their own Christmas party. So, come and join them with special guests Heather Rankin, Bette MacDonald, Maynard Morrison, Jordan Musycyn, Colin Grant, and Ed MacDonald. It’s an evening of music, comedy and how to make your own Christmas decorations. And despite all the Christmas joy, drama is bound to happen.
Runtime: 1:05:31 • Published: December 12, 2020

On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
Runtime: 32:51 • Published: December 4, 2020

It's the BIGGEST fucking SOTU ever! With BIG FUCKING NEWS! BIGGGG!! Tune in the fuck NOW and catch up with all the BIG NEWS!!! Also: Fuck off, French Pat
Runtime: 14:20 • Published: December 1, 2020

No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's fucked.
Runtime: 31:42 • Published: November 27, 2020

Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the fuck doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!
Runtime: 30:20 • Published: November 20, 2020

Robb, JP and Mike critique Pat's recent news broadcasts. Did he pass the test? Did he fuck!! And what the fuck is Pat up to in the SwearNet kitchen?
Runtime: 9:23 • Published: November 16, 2020

The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!
Runtime: 31:33 • Published: November 6, 2020

That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have a fuckin' important message to share? Wanna help? Visit the Returning Warriors Ranch GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/y54day
Runtime: 31:42 • Published: October 23, 2020

Good ol' Pat Roach has a smile on his face, as he brings us some fuckin' nice news about butterflies! What the FUCK?
Runtime: 3:00 • Published: October 17, 2020

Pat's learning the ropes running the SwearNet News machine, and it's driving him fucking crazy! Will he be able to broadcast more than news about cockpigs and fucking up Halloween for the kids, or will he be out on his hairy ass?
Runtime: 8:26 • Published: October 15, 2020

TONIGHT: Pat gives us the lowdown on Halloween - jacking your pumpkin, dressing up like a DICK, and how not to get fucking killed by trick or treat candy! If anyone gives a FUCK!!
Runtime: 7:02 • Published: October 9, 2020

Listen up ya turkey diddlers, it's Pat Roach's first day on the job as SwearNet's news anchor - and it's all going very... FUCKK!!! On tonight's menu - Thanksgiving dinner and dirty old ham!
Runtime: 7:39 • Published: October 7, 2020

Grab your tits and shove a finger up your arse - PAT ROACH IS BACK!! Has he got what it takes to be SwearNet's premier anchorman, or will he run it like the fucking Titanic? Tune in, strap on, and FUCK OFF!!
Runtime: 15:02 • Published: October 1, 2020

Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr fuckin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!
Runtime: 30:18 • Published: September 18, 2020

Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!
Runtime: 30:15 • Published: September 11, 2020

Who's the hottie in the heels? Robb, JP and Mike have been busy shooting, writing and avoiding the 'Rona - and have lots of BIG NEWS!!
Runtime: 12:11 • Published: September 9, 2020

Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?
Runtime: 28:50 • Published: August 28, 2020

It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't fuck with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pissin' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!
Runtime: 28:33 • Published: August 14, 2020

The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian (and fuckin' Randy) join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird shit! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Also: Julian's got a fever, and the only prescription is... more liquor!
Runtime: 30:47 • Published: July 31, 2020