The definitive Swearnet Episode list

There's a party in the trailer today with tater tot nachos, pulled pork... and one stinkin' Randy! The Boys discuss why the Queen is on Julian's hot list, the art of the fartist, and Ricky's new business idea. Also: What in the fuck is Bubbles wearing on his face?!
Runtime: 31:53 • Published: August 20, 2021

In the Mailbag today: Diamonds? Gold? Nope, but there's some pretty fucking good snacks! Mike also has a message for eBay dicks, and JP faces up to his addiction - but what is it?
Runtime: 22:57 • Published: August 16, 2021

Today's menu special: a glass of scrump-dilly Sunnyvale Surprise! Perfect washed down with some wiener tea...
Runtime: 6:07 • Published: August 12, 2021

Eating meat pies and shotgunning beers with Pat, Mike, Robb, and JP in the Roach Nest, now that's a fuckin' Final Approach Friday! From the LIVE broadcast on August 6th, 2021. (Also: no Roach Approach next week, Pat's out fishing!)
Runtime: 35:25 • Published: August 6, 2021

Red Light Green...Pepper? The fuck! Pat and Mike are getting loaded on oysters and IPAs, but remember: when the pants are off, look the fuck out! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, August 5th, 2021.
Runtime: 21:43 • Published: August 5, 2021

Let's pair Riesling and Raisin Fucking Bran with two scoops of Pat and Mike! Also: Billy Bob, and pictures from Pat's swanky winery tour! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, August 4th, 2021.
Runtime: 19:08 • Published: August 4, 2021

Who the fuck is this masked webslinger? Just your friendly neighbourhood spidercunt! Also: cotton candy? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, August 2nd, 2021.
Runtime: 18:33 • Published: August 2, 2021

The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some fucked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
Runtime: 31:22 • Published: July 30, 2021

Terry decides to send some holographic love to his true love back West. And get a new tattoo!
Runtime: 5:07 • Published: July 29, 2021

Pour a fookin dram of scotch ye coonts and cocks, and let's squeeze Pat's bag and blow his pipe! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! And nipples! From the LIVE broadcast on July 27th, 2021.
Runtime: 29:03 • Published: July 27, 2021

It's Final Approach Friday, with another very special guest in the Nest! Hear stories from Granny Roach and learn valuable fucking life lessons from Pat in his weekly roundup! From the LIVE broadcast on July 23rd, 2021.
Runtime: 36:53 • Published: July 23, 2021

Time to spoon with Rat Poach, fothermuckers, and we have another special guest! Can Smith handle the lion's share of even MORE goddamn food? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 22nd, 2021.
Runtime: 21:05 • Published: July 22, 2021

Get your damn space cocks in gear, pour yourself a space Caesar, and snort some galactic space dust with Pat, Mike, and a very special guest! Also: Lamington and Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 21st, 2021.
Runtime: 24:44 • Published: July 21, 2021

Let hickory-smoked Pat mix you up a nice fuckin' daiquiri and answer the question: what the shit is a Flitch? Also: Motivational Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 19th, 2021.
Runtime: 21:44 • Published: July 19, 2021

Ricky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest fucking place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!
Runtime: 33:47 • Published: July 16, 2021

Reggie's dumped a bunch of old propane tanks and shit at Sunnyvale. Ricky's got a new building project for Bubbles...
Runtime: 9:10 • Published: July 15, 2021

Can Pat fucking sing? Find out on today's Roach Approach—and get yer juicy nipples good'n hard for an extra-titfucky-on-the-beach Twitter Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 13th, 2021.
Runtime: 23:42 • Published: July 13, 2021

On today's bumper Mailbag: The Boys get homework from a bunch of school kids, and feast on cheeseburger cookies, paint can nuts, and Vermont's finest cocks of beef! Plus: Is Pat too sexy for his shirt?
Runtime: 47:30 • Published: July 12, 2021

Julian's back in the trailer! He reveals where the fuck he's been - and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so shitty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys'... friend?!
Runtime: 33:37 • Published: July 9, 2021

Julian and Ricky show you how to make prison wine. You're not gonna want to write this recipe down.
Runtime: 8:51 • Published: July 8, 2021

Pucker the fuck up, it's time for a smooch from the fuckin Roach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on July 6th, 2021.
Runtime: 20:05 • Published: July 6, 2021

On the latest Mailbag: Mike, Robb and Pat try their luck with scratch cards, there's nuts, nuts and more nuts, and packages from Mailbag Fall-of-Famers Rudi and Amy! Plus, we have a special guest as Jeanna (Trinity) opens her first fan mail!
Runtime: 34:15 • Published: July 5, 2021

Ricky's having an existential crisis! Having stared death in the cock twice, he wants to come up with a saying he'll be remembered by...
Runtime: 9:02 • Published: July 1, 2021

Julian's got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club - so Randy's taking his place! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy's jail lover, and renting out Julian's trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show - but what should they call it?
Runtime: 36:02 • Published: June 25, 2021

Ricky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?
Runtime: 30:56 • Published: June 18, 2021

The puppets come out with guns and shitty puns blazing, as they head to the Old West for the last round of Season 1!
Runtime: 11:13 • Published: June 16, 2021