The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Lahey's lost his fucking mind... is this the way the world ends? Time to say goodbye, Ricky!
Runtime: 4:04 • Published: February 24, 2022

Blue jays, bologna slaps, bangin' 18-wheelers: it's the last week in social shorts, BOOM!
Runtime: 7:48 • Published: February 21, 2022

Who the fuck is this riveting diapered Cupid, and why the fuck is he celebrating Valentine's Day today? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 17th, 2022.
Runtime: 22:45 • Published: February 17, 2022

Pat's got a different kind of boner today! Now eat a gum drop and learn something about hippos -- also: Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2022.
Runtime: 31:37 • Published: February 15, 2022

The Great Liberoache shows us his piano skills, and we've got a tailgate party in the Nest with Mike, Robb, and JP -- who's looking a bit stuffed? What the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, February 11th, 2022.
Runtime: 43:52 • Published: February 11, 2022

Mike's been on the pisco sours all week, and Pat's in flannel, so get in the tub with a book and some pizza! Do you think Pat's sexy? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 10th, 2022.
Runtime: 24:01 • Published: February 10, 2022

Pat's all clean and less fucked than yesterday: Scout's Fucking Honour! Now earn a Roach Cunt Badge by eating a cheesy molasses bar while Pat answers some questions for Twitter and TikTok Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on February 8th, 2022.
Runtime: 29:23 • Published: February 8, 2022

Cheeseburgers! Now fuck off I got BAAAAAM to do.
Runtime: 8:55 • Published: February 7, 2022

Can The Roach play a uke? And who the fuck is this fuzzy stranger? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 3rd, 2022.
Runtime: 16:19 • Published: February 3, 2022

G.I. Roach is here to bring the fucking Bacon and answer your Twitter and Tiktok questions! Also: does Mike like the D (minor)? From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, February 1st, 2022.
Runtime: 24:27 • Published: February 1, 2022

In the Bag today: Mike's too sexy for his t-shirt, Robb gets a golden vagina, and Julian's glass gets an upgrade! Plus: Chipper takes you deep into the Bag!
Runtime: 22:16 • Published: January 31, 2022

Monkeying the fuck around in the Roach Nest with Mike, JP, and David Zombie, it's fucking Final Approach Friday: now with more news on upcoming TPB projects, and goddamn kazoos! From the LIVE broadcast on January 28th, 2022.
Runtime: 42:57 • Published: January 28, 2022

This one's gonna be a real shitshow, but The Roach is milking it for all it's worth! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, January 27th, 2022.
Runtime: 14:50 • Published: January 27, 2022

In the Bag this week: The Lobster Mafia, a weed angel, a wedding invite, and chips, chips, fuckin' chips! Also: Mike, you're saying 'dried plantain' too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80-90 times, man?
Runtime: 24:09 • Published: January 26, 2022

Tracy’s mother Roxy had been takin dirty pictures of herself for years, ever since her waitressing days. I’m surprised they finally got leaked, too funny! I love Roxy, she’s a riot but Tracy was mortified when she fount out that not only was her Mother all over the internet flauntin her bombs, but she she had a secret boy toy that Tracy knew all too well.
Runtime: 30:05 • Published: January 25, 2022

We got pencils, cake, Swearman and Scorpion: here's the last week in social shorts!
Runtime: 14:53 • Published: January 24, 2022

Bubbles is excited to get his rig licence and hit the fackin' road. There's just one problem - he can't see jack shit!
Runtime: 2:25 • Published: January 20, 2022

Tracy here, and I don’t even know what to say about this episode. Nanny Carla and her “grandson” Dustin are dysfunctional as fuck. When Carla’s dog Missy went M.I.A. she called us goin on like a nut sayin that she needed someone to go find it. I could’ve cared less to go look but Martina convinced me, at least we got paid decent.
Runtime: 28:54 • Published: January 18, 2022

FUCKKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad shit and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis fuckaround!
Runtime: 37:32 • Published: January 14, 2022

Wayne’s hot. Tracy don’t like me sayin that cause that’s her cousnt but I don’t care. I know he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but what happened to Wayne while he was moving back from Alberta just hurts my heart. Yous gotta keep an eye on moving companies, eh? Slimy. Anyway, I think I was able to help Wayne in more ways than one…
Runtime: 31:57 • Published: January 11, 2022

2021 was FUCKED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
Runtime: 31:54 • Published: January 7, 2022

Tracy here, so listen, our frienemy Cheryl is greedy as hell… Plus her heads fuckin shot. Her husband Snooker is right sweet too, like an awesome human. So, after Snooker’s mother Bunny croaked you know Cheryl had to go lookin for her piece of the pie, in the form of a winning lottery ticket. Oh, I think she got possessed by the Devil too… Ever freaky!
Runtime: 26:40 • Published: January 4, 2022

Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
Runtime: 33:10 • Published: December 31, 2021

In the final episode, the guys discuss their knowledge of female anatomy... but are they qualified to deliver a baby?!
Runtime: 20:04 • Published: December 29, 2021

Fonzographs, Ricky Brown, Reveen, Script Vs Scene, jail fitness with Terry, Mounties, and the Sunnyvale Meaning of Christmas, all in the last week of holiday social shorts!
Runtime: 12:07 • Published: December 27, 2021

It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and fucked) presents the Boys get this year...
Runtime: 35:59 • Published: December 24, 2021