The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys form a fuck chain of peace and bring happiness into the world... with a bumper Mailbag! Find out how Mike's trying to make the garbage planet a better place, what makes Robb blush, and why JP's pissed! Also: Jamaican swish, psychedelic trees, and Pepe the tapeworm!
Runtime: 56:21 • Published: July 13, 2020

Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
Runtime: 32:30 • Published: July 3, 2020

Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally FUCKED!!
Runtime: 32:50 • Published: June 19, 2020

Is it Park After Dark... or Fucked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?
Runtime: 41:49 • Published: June 12, 2020

The Boys are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...
Runtime: 32:35 • Published: May 29, 2020

Bubbles shows off his TV production skills - think Steve Rogers might have a job for him down at Channel 10? Find out how to fight off a KGB agent, Ricky's experience with eating rocks, and weird things he may or may not have banged. Julian also asks: Who in the fuck is Ricky Skaggs?!
Runtime: 32:06 • Published: May 22, 2020

Your first sneak peek at the new season, coming to Netflix worldwide on Friday May 22!
Runtime: 1:21 • Published: May 8, 2020

Mike Smith stares death in the face (from a 12ft ladder) and tells it to fuck off, he's got News to do. On tonight's briefing: socially-distanced strip clubs, massive murder hornets, and a hard-hitting interview with Actual Fucking Genius, Bill Gates. Well, kinda...
Runtime: 12:26 • Published: May 4, 2020

The Mailbag is finally open again, but things are a bit fucking different! Robb receives a French letter, Mike gets donkey balls and pop tarts, and JP just wants to Netflix and nap! And find out who nearly got banged by Carole Baskin...
Runtime: 30:57 • Published: April 30, 2020

The Boys propose a toast to the victims of the terrible Nova Scotia shooting tragedy, and dream of a post-420 420 party with a pig roast and muscle hugs. Bubbles considers spending his free government money on automatic arse wipers, and Ricky writes a song about keeping safe from COVID-19! Also: who gets Julian's thumbs-up of the week?
Runtime: 37:02 • Published: April 24, 2020

A special message from Robb, JP and Mike.
Runtime: 4:05 • Published: April 20, 2020

Ricky's still in the woods and living off sticks and burnt toads - will he get his emergency dope package in time for 420? Bubbles attempts to cheer up the Boys with dancing birds, a flying car, and the latest Banksy masterpiece! Julian also has an important medical question: does the Coronavirus fuck up your bag?
Runtime: 28:50 • Published: April 17, 2020

That dirty fucking virus continues to fuck everything up - Mike Smith has the latest from the SwearNet studio. He also has a new co-host...
Runtime: 8:47 • Published: April 10, 2020

Mike fires up the Zoom chat to check in on some lucky SwearNet fans... Let the concall cockfuckery begin!
Runtime: 15:25 • Published: April 7, 2020

Find out how Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are doing during the coronavirus lockdown! Get tips on how to avoid frisky wildlife in mating season, what to do if you run out of toilet paper, and the dangers of a naked snow bath. Also: Sonny Ding's brother banged WHAT?!?
Runtime: 27:08 • Published: April 3, 2020

We can’t get enough of Jordan John! Here he is with Reeny Smith and a whole bunch of other musicians we’ve had here on Sunnyvale Shoals. Ready for a party? You got yourself a party. All proceeds from Sunnyvale Shoals go to charity.
Runtime: 24:52 • Published: March 29, 2020

From Scotland by way of Canada and Nashville here’s some soul of country from Johnny Reid, with the Sunnyvale Shoals band and the Mellotone Horn section dropping in.
Runtime: 22:32 • Published: March 29, 2020

Rock and swing and blues, oh my! We’ve got Colin James with the Sunnyvale Shoals band, featuring music from his album Blue Highways, nominated in 2017 for Blues album of the year.
Runtime: 22:15 • Published: March 29, 2020

Here’s Nova Scotia’s own Matt Andersen in a very special performance: a guitar, a table with friends, and our old friend the blues. With Mike Smith on guitar joining the Sunnyvale Shoals band.
Runtime: 21:49 • Published: March 29, 2020

Sunnyvale Shoals is back! Jordan John is here, the future of Canadian R&B and soul, bringing his multi-musical talents to the fore with the Sunnyvale Shoals band. Clear the floor and get ready to do a little bit of dancin’!
Runtime: 20:12 • Published: March 29, 2020

Bubbles has fired up the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System in his shed and has Ricky and Julian on the line! Who's living in luxury, and who's eating squirrels and jacking off in the woods? Plus: Breaking News with Bubbles!
Runtime: 33:32 • Published: March 27, 2020

Mike doesn't need to tell you how FUCKED everything is, but he's gonna tell ya anyway. Listen to Mike's good advice, stay home, and STAY SAFE! But it's not all bad news - there's some awesome stuff coming your way too...
Runtime: 9:27 • Published: March 23, 2020

It's greasier than one of J-Roc's movies in the Mailbag today - JP's sword gets a serious workout, there's a sexy song for Ricky, and a stereo orgy going down! Also: Cock soup, fish sausages and horbiculture!
Runtime: 24:24 • Published: March 18, 2020

Mike's decided to be kind to the Mailbag letter writers asking for autographs and shit - let's see how fucking long that lasts! Plus: DECENT Space Shuttle memorabilia, and a great way to help the homeless!
Runtime: 19:10 • Published: March 10, 2020

Colin James is back on Sunnyvale Shoals, for a double encore with a blues trio featuring Steve Marriner on the harp and Chris Caddell on the guitar, and then again with the Shoals house band and Prakash John!
Runtime: 23:14 • Published: February 29, 2020

John Finley started out in Toronto with John and Lee and the Checkmates, and later Rhinoceros. He’s worked with names like Michael Quatro and Yolanda Adams, he started SoulBop!, he’s a giant of Canadian soul, blues, and gospel, and now he’s here with the Shoals!
Runtime: 22:09 • Published: February 29, 2020