The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys have survived Friday the 13th before, will they get through today's podcast? They discuss their favourite movies (OTHER than Dirty Dancing), who got bornt today, and why sliced ketchup is an awesome idea. Also: Bubbles wants YOUR questions and suggestions for the podcast! Listen to his instructions, then send 'em to [email protected]!
Runtime: 32:08 • Published: April 13, 2018

It's like fuckin' Christmas in April as the Boys unwrap some more amazing (and fancily-wrapped) shit! They also attempt to track down the sender of the Dick In A Box...
Runtime: 22:03 • Published: April 11, 2018

Bubbles is away with shits so Randy "Bubbandy" is here, and he's brought some healthy treats... NOT! The Boys talk about their upcoming April tour, the latest UFO sighting, and whether Randy should attend porn school. PLUS: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 is unleashed to Netflix!
Runtime: 35:24 • Published: March 30, 2018

Bubble's new brewing business is taking off, but things aren't going well for Julian and even worse for Ricky, who claims he has a big announcement.
Runtime: 31:19 • Published: March 30, 2018

Julian runs a side hustle at his security job. Ricky sends Jacob and Trinity to his car when he hosts Susan for a romantic dinner that turns chaotic.
Runtime: 25:21 • Published: March 30, 2018

Lahey tries to squeeze his way into the beer business. Ricky and Susan's fighting prevents Candy from getting a private moment with Julian.
Runtime: 28:48 • Published: March 30, 2018

When a big beer company wants to work with the boys, they need to come up with $50,000 to close the deal. And Ricky has an idea that could pay off.
Runtime: 30:43 • Published: March 30, 2018

In an attempt to go legit, Julian looks for a job at the mall and Ricky becomes a handyman. Lahey and Randy head to the racetrack.
Runtime: 29:44 • Published: March 30, 2018

Bubbles brings on his new smartiest friend, Alexa, to try to freak Ricky out and answer some fucked-up questions. They also discover the porno habits of the North Koreans, find out what an El Rey Magnum is, and catch up on Barney the Dinosaur's latest career move... to sex healing?!
Runtime: 36:07 • Published: March 16, 2018

Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who's a greasy fucking liar? Who's always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts!
Runtime: 6:06 • Published: March 8, 2018

CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS FROM SUNNYVALE: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 comes to Netflix Friday, March 30!
Runtime: 1:31 • Published: March 1, 2018

Ricky worries there is not enough religion in the world so he sets up a shrine to Santa Jesus God and hands out holy popcorn. The Boys talk about the Winter Olympics, and they bring Jeopardy back to the podcash!
Runtime: 43:14 • Published: February 23, 2018

JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany and holy FUCK it’s a doozy! PLUS: Mailbag regular Rudi chimes in, JP gets a book report assignment, and Robb gets a Valentine all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia!
Runtime: 22:35 • Published: February 20, 2018

Bubbles got an invite from T to go lay down some DECENT tracks with famed Nova Scotian rapper Classified. Bubbles doesn’t know a fuck of a lot about rapping but he’s hard into the liquor and he doesn’t give a fuck!
Runtime: 9:29 • Published: February 14, 2018

Pat Roach warms up his swear pipes as he prepares for a big fucking day - it’s time to get professional! He dons his SwearNet jacket and Robb, JP, and Mike ask him to test out the green screen as they get ready for a return to Extreme Fucking News!
Runtime: 6:50 • Published: February 7, 2018

Slip Saturn is a retired astronaut, Virginia Madison is a southern belle, and Johnny Angelfish is a retired pickpocket. Who are they? Fuck knows, but they sure are a fun distraction from writing scripts!
Runtime: 8:56 • Published: February 1, 2018

Robb, JP, and especially Mike are worried that their pep talks are not having a positive impact on Pat Roach’s performance. They attempt to light another fire under his arse and come up with a plan to take this project to the next level.
Runtime: 11:18 • Published: January 30, 2018

The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren’t impressed with his weatherman work. Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.
Runtime: 13:04 • Published: January 27, 2018

JP tries to ignore Mr. Box and Madam Sunshine as he irons and tells us about the Real Fucking Reality Show, the writing process, and the new restaurant. PLUS: Mike has some news about Bubbles and the Shitrockers!
Runtime: 7:51 • Published: January 25, 2018

Kevin Dupuis is an air-humping comedian who is part man, part scorpion, and part crab. He’s also today’s Goofy Moose comedian!
Runtime: 7:09 • Published: January 22, 2018

The Boys discuss what they would do if a ballistic missile was heading for Sunnyvale. Julian has a new business plan involving Cory and Jacob, Ricky has some jokes, and Bubbles reviews the entries in his Kitty of the Week contest!
Runtime: 38:57 • Published: January 19, 2018

Daniel Allen is back on the Goofy stage, and he gives us some insight on his birthday card strategies, plans for food pantries, and more! If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 7:51 • Published: January 17, 2018

Adam Mitchell is back with a tale about a drifter with an AIDS-knife, and he comments on the turning of the fashion seasons on today’s Goofy Moose set! Vote for the paramedic/comedian with the “like” button if you like him!
Runtime: 12:53 • Published: January 16, 2018

Martin Edwards is back, with some comments on Backstreet Boys in the early morning, drinking Colt 45 as an adult, and much more. Vote for him if you like him!
Runtime: 7:45 • Published: January 15, 2018

The Boys are back for their first fully-conscious podcash of 2018! They talk about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already blown his), and Bubbles introduces some new segments for the new year, including one for the kitties!
Runtime: 34:10 • Published: January 12, 2018

Positive Pat finishes setting up his personal gym and tests out the workout equipment. He also has a healthy Asian lunch, complete with an egg roll that was most likely baked.
Runtime: 10:18 • Published: January 11, 2018

Some technical fuckery meant that you dicks couldn't vote for Jarrett Campbell when we first aired this set. Here's an encore presentation to give you a chance to click "like"!
Runtime: 25:36 • Published: January 9, 2018