The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Pat Roach warms up his swear pipes as he prepares for a big fucking day - it’s time to get professional! He dons his SwearNet jacket and Robb, JP, and Mike ask him to test out the green screen as they get ready for a return to Extreme Fucking News!
Runtime: 6:50 • Published: February 7, 2018

Slip Saturn is a retired astronaut, Virginia Madison is a southern belle, and Johnny Angelfish is a retired pickpocket. Who are they? Fuck knows, but they sure are a fun distraction from writing scripts!
Runtime: 8:56 • Published: February 1, 2018

Robb, JP, and especially Mike are worried that their pep talks are not having a positive impact on Pat Roach’s performance. They attempt to light another fire under his arse and come up with a plan to take this project to the next level.
Runtime: 11:18 • Published: January 30, 2018

The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren’t impressed with his weatherman work. Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.
Runtime: 13:04 • Published: January 27, 2018

JP tries to ignore Mr. Box and Madam Sunshine as he irons and tells us about the Real Fucking Reality Show, the writing process, and the new restaurant. PLUS: Mike has some news about Bubbles and the Shitrockers!
Runtime: 7:51 • Published: January 25, 2018

Kevin Dupuis is an air-humping comedian who is part man, part scorpion, and part crab. He’s also today’s Goofy Moose comedian!
Runtime: 7:09 • Published: January 22, 2018

The Boys discuss what they would do if a ballistic missile was heading for Sunnyvale. Julian has a new business plan involving Cory and Jacob, Ricky has some jokes, and Bubbles reviews the entries in his Kitty of the Week contest!
Runtime: 38:57 • Published: January 19, 2018

Daniel Allen is back on the Goofy stage, and he gives us some insight on his birthday card strategies, plans for food pantries, and more! If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 7:51 • Published: January 17, 2018

Adam Mitchell is back with a tale about a drifter with an AIDS-knife, and he comments on the turning of the fashion seasons on today’s Goofy Moose set! Vote for the paramedic/comedian with the “like” button if you like him!
Runtime: 12:53 • Published: January 16, 2018

Martin Edwards is back, with some comments on Backstreet Boys in the early morning, drinking Colt 45 as an adult, and much more. Vote for him if you like him!
Runtime: 7:45 • Published: January 15, 2018

The Boys are back for their first fully-conscious podcash of 2018! They talk about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already blown his), and Bubbles introduces some new segments for the new year, including one for the kitties!
Runtime: 34:10 • Published: January 12, 2018

Positive Pat finishes setting up his personal gym and tests out the workout equipment. He also has a healthy Asian lunch, complete with an egg roll that was most likely baked.
Runtime: 10:18 • Published: January 11, 2018

Some technical fuckery meant that you dicks couldn't vote for Jarrett Campbell when we first aired this set. Here's an encore presentation to give you a chance to click "like"!
Runtime: 25:36 • Published: January 9, 2018

Scott Maclean is our Goofy Moose comedian of the day. Scott worries about his inner pervert, but thankfully there is medicinal marijuana to soothe his anxiety. If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 9:37 • Published: January 8, 2018

Smokey might be in high spirits after making a killing during the holidays, but Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are totally out of commission after six straight days of drinking. Bubbles pleads with Chipper to turn off the cameras, and Ricky enters 2018 with a bang.
Runtime: 10:05 • Published: January 5, 2018

Pat “Mr. Positivity” Roach is eager to get his workout regimen started, but first he needs to set up his gym. Surely some kind soul at SwearNet Studios will help him move his workout equipment. Right? FUCK!
Runtime: 11:54 • Published: January 4, 2018

Ryan Levis comes to us all the way from Victoria to tell us about fuckin’. Vote for the west coaster by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 8:08 • Published: January 2, 2018

Randy was on last week’s podcash but SMOKEY is here this week! The Boys talk about their Christmas gifts, their New Year’s Resolutions, and Ricky talks about introducing himself to food. PLUS: Find out where YOU can meet Smokey on New Year’s Eve!
Runtime: 37:19 • Published: December 29, 2017

Pat Roach is turning over a new leaf and is approaching his return to SwearNet with a fresh attitude. His positivity gets tested when the Boys lay out his tasks for the day. PLUS: What in the fuck is a raccoon dog?
Runtime: 19:00 • Published: December 28, 2017

Richie Bell is today’s Goofy Moose comedian. Watch his set and if you like it, click the “like” button (not rocket appliances)!
Runtime: 7:04 • Published: December 26, 2017

Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and fucking Randy wish you a lot of Christmas!
Runtime: 0:54 • Published: December 25, 2017

Andrew Spicer is a new dad and is excited to have a night out for fuck sakes. He talks about parental exhaustion, the benefits of cocaine use, and his mom’s tiny perception of the internet. Click the “Like” button to vote for him!
Runtime: 9:23 • Published: December 22, 2017

Ryan Fried is a Jewish-German comedian who feels left out during Christmas so he’s thinking about buying the holiday (he’d at least settle for a decent Hanukkah movie that doesn’t star Adam Sandler). Vote for him and make him comic of the week!
Runtime: 11:31 • Published: December 21, 2017

Kristyn Green appreciates the simple things in life, like going to bed early, picking friends, and creamed corn. If you appreciate her comedy, vote for her!
Runtime: 9:57 • Published: December 20, 2017

Adam Mitchell is a paramedic with some completely fucked up stories to share. He shares his thoughts about assisted suicide, ass-wiping nurses, and butt plugs. Vote for him by clicking the “like” button!
Runtime: 10:12 • Published: December 18, 2017

Emmy-award winning comedy writer Mike Rowe joins the podcash to share some stories about Rodney Dangerfield, Andy Kaufman, Donald Trump, and others. PLUS: Learn Mike’s joke that got cut from the Justin Bieber roast for being too greasy!
Runtime: 46:57 • Published: December 15, 2017