Goofy Moose | Round 1

Ian Black is the first contestant in the "Goofy Moose" comic competition. If you enjoy Ian's routine, please vote using the LIKE button below. Like collection will close 24 hours from episode's publication, at which time a new comedian will be featured. You can like as many comedians throughout the competition as you wish!

Martin Edwards might look like a long-dead 1990’s bass player, but he is alive and well, and has a few things to say about dollar store goths, YouTube comment sections, and the misery of the Eagles. If you like Martin, click the fucking button, it’ll be active for 24 hours.

Catherine Robertson microwaves 67 cent hamburgers and it makes her question her place in life. Hear more on that, plus some thoughts on dick pics, emojis, and childhood romance. If you’re a fan of Catherine’s stand-up, click the “Like This Comic” button!

Carey Lee is not an Asian woman, he’s a singer-songwriter with tunes about totally fucked restaurant mishaps, gonorrhea, and he even includes an ode to the smartest guy in the park. You have 24 hours to “like” this comic!

Daniel Allen is the final comic of the week, and he weighs in on motorized bicycles, apartment hunting, and why he doesn’t want to be a nurse. If you like what you see, support Daniel by clicking the “like” button!

Adam Mitchell is a paramedic with some completely fucked up stories to share. He shares his thoughts about assisted suicide, ass-wiping nurses, and butt plugs. Vote for him by clicking the “like” button!

Dan Hendricken has some comedy to deliver but first he airs his grievances about language misinterpretations and guys names Greg. If you like Dan, go ahead and vote for him!

Kristyn Green appreciates the simple things in life, like going to bed early, picking friends, and creamed corn. If you appreciate her comedy, vote for her!

Ryan Fried is a Jewish-German comedian who feels left out during Christmas so he’s thinking about buying the holiday (he’d at least settle for a decent Hanukkah movie that doesn’t star Adam Sandler). Vote for him and make him comic of the week!

Andrew Spicer is a new dad and is excited to have a night out for fuck sakes. He talks about parental exhaustion, the benefits of cocaine use, and his mom’s tiny perception of the internet. Click the “Like” button to vote for him!

All the way from Boston, JJ Jones shares stories about his university days in Halifax, his adventures with amputee porn, and spreading his seed in the name of innocence. Send a vote his way!

Richie Bell is today’s Goofy Moose comedian. Watch his set and if you like it, click the “like” button (not rocket appliances)!

Show Anthony David Wade some SwearNet love by clicking the “like” button and propel his arse to the status of “Comedian of the Week.”

Foad HP is well-groomed, in good shape, and would like your vote. Click the “like” button to support him!

Travis Lindsay is both a comedian who appears on TV, as well as a tea shop employee. If he’s your cup of tea, vote for him by clicking the “like” button!

Ryan Levis comes to us all the way from Victoria to tell us about fuckin’. Vote for the west coaster by clicking the “like” button!

Rick Mcgray smoked a bit too much weed today but he’s going to perform anyway. Give him a vote by clicking the “like” button.

Steve Mackie is not a fan of the spotlight (literally) but if you enjoy his set please vote for him by clicking the “like” button!

Mark Walker likes his beer and whisky, and if you like his nearly half-hour set, click the “like” button to vote for him!

Scott Maclean is our Goofy Moose comedian of the day. Scott worries about his inner pervert, but thankfully there is medicinal marijuana to soothe his anxiety. If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!

Some technical fuckery meant that you dicks couldn't vote for Jarrett Campbell when we first aired this set. Here's an encore presentation to give you a chance to click "like"!

Vince Alexander was aiming to be the whitest person of 2017, let’s see if we can at least make him the comedian of the week! Click the “like” button if you enjoy his set.

Dan Hendricken is back on the Goofy Moose stage, this time as a host! Send a vote for Thor by clicking the “like” button.

Simon Greenough is our comedian of the day. He claims he will be the low point of the Goofy Moose, but if you disagree, click the “like” vote!

Martin Edwards is back, with some comments on Backstreet Boys in the early morning, drinking Colt 45 as an adult, and much more. Vote for him if you like him!

Adam Mitchell is back with a tale about a drifter with an AIDS-knife, and he comments on the turning of the fashion seasons on today’s Goofy Moose set! Vote for the paramedic/comedian with the “like” button if you like him!

Daniel Allen is back on the Goofy stage, and he gives us some insight on his birthday card strategies, plans for food pantries, and more! If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!

Kanin Kunitz is a toe-sucking comedian who has a few opinions on baby names, flesh lights, and North/South Korea relations. Vote for him with the “like” button!

Kyle Barnet is today’s Goofy Moose comedian. He’s fine with bird tattoos, but not bird’s tattoos. Vote for Kyle by clicking the “like” button!

Kevin Dupuis is an air-humping comedian who is part man, part scorpion, and part crab. He’s also today’s Goofy Moose comedian!

No longer bound by Christmas corporate gigs, Daryl Makk is happy to be in front of the depraved fuckers of the Goofy Moose!