The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Julian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties!
Runtime: 7:23 • Published: January 12, 2016

It's 2016 for everyone... except Ricky! The Boys discuss their plans to get healthy after their fucked-up New Year's blowout, pig gut condoms, and Ricky's Twister boner!
Runtime: 29:29 • Published: January 8, 2016

The Boys recover from their holiday blowout and look back at the funniest and most fucked moments from the TPB Podcast! Highlights include Snoop Dogg, looly chickens, Ricky's stunts, and a hilarious meltdown in Amsterdam...
Runtime: 42:00 • Published: January 1, 2016

Has The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shitfaced!
Runtime: 8:17 • Published: December 29, 2015

Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!
Runtime: 23:13 • Published: December 24, 2015

Merry fuckin' allmost Christmas! Don't waste your money on store-bought shit, join Ricky's masterclass on making your own awesome gifts for the holidays!
Runtime: 17:27 • Published: December 22, 2015

The girls work off their hangovers with a Hip-Hop-West-African-Latin-American-Flamenco workout routine, led by Cedric the Personal Trainer!
Runtime: 6:32 • Published: December 17, 2015

Dear Santa, do NOT leave these pieces of shit under the Xmas tree! Pat Roach investigates the top ten toys to avoid this holiday season!
Runtime: 7:36 • Published: December 14, 2015

Pickles & Jelly are joined by their new friend and neighbour, Cory Smickler! And Cory knows of a super fun way to GET HAPPY...
Runtime: 7:50 • Published: December 10, 2015

Pat's got the lowdown on eyeball tattoos, Olympic nutsack squeezing, those fucking emoji fucking things, and the latest weather for fuckers living in the desert!
Runtime: 9:26 • Published: December 7, 2015

Swipe left or swipe right? Kaitlin and Laura take the live Tinder challenge, and find out which one the men of Halifax wanna bang!
Runtime: 4:30 • Published: December 3, 2015

Pat Roach reviews this week's shittiest world news, including fucked cops, ass-probing aliens, and bee-killing BULLSHIT!!
Runtime: 10:22 • Published: December 1, 2015

The Boys are back from Vegas – well, two of them! They have news about Sportsnet and Netflix specials, the Xmas tour, and what the fuck happened to Smith!
Runtime: 6:08 • Published: November 27, 2015

Ricky learns you how to create a fucking feast using duct tape, tinfoil, and a blowtorch – essential tools for your kitchen!
Runtime: 17:11 • Published: November 25, 2015

Ricky's had a fight with Lucy - is she cheating on him with one of the podcast sponsors? Also: Was Jimmy Hoffa murdered by a sofa bed? How do you fight a toothless shark? And why in the fuck does Ricky have a lampshade on his head? Episode 16 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Runtime: 30:20 • Published: November 20, 2015

Don't worry boys, Kaitlin and Laura are looking after the SwearNet studio while you're away! Nothing has been fucked up. Much.
Runtime: 4:47 • Published: November 19, 2015

Is stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.
Runtime: 5:13 • Published: November 17, 2015

Today's guest is Canadian war hero and all-round badass Jody Mitic! He talks about his adventures in the army, and the injuries that changed his life. An unwelcome guest also shows up... but he's only had a coupla drinks! Episode 15 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Runtime: 31:55 • Published: November 13, 2015

Kaitlin and Laura take to the streets to raise awareness about a condition that affects everyone. Yep, that means you too.
Runtime: 2:18 • Published: November 12, 2015

Wanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the answer!
Runtime: 6:04 • Published: November 10, 2015

JP is back in the SwearNet studio – and he wants to chat about something very fucking important! He also reveals the truth about Mike's 'vacation' to Costa Rica...
Runtime: 8:51 • Published: November 6, 2015

Julian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as Fuck" technique can boost your self-esteem!
Runtime: 4:48 • Published: November 3, 2015

Bubbles dresses up as Angus Young for Halloween, and shows you how to play four fuckin' awesome AC/DC riffs!
Runtime: 14:13 • Published: October 30, 2015

Ever woken up after a drunken night out and can't remember what happened? This probably happened.
Runtime: 4:22 • Published: October 29, 2015

Hooooly Shiiiiit! The crew from Vice witness the most fucked-up motorcycle jump they'll ever see!
Runtime: 2:37 • Published: October 27, 2015

Just when you finally get a cute guy's number, something shitty happens!
Runtime: 1:59 • Published: October 22, 2015