The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys are joined by Canadian musician, singer, and tall tale-teller, JP Cormier! They discuss vagina corks, toilet alligators, dumb cats, and JP plays some finger-pickin' good tunes!
Runtime: 39:59 • Published: March 11, 2016

Is your Purple Haze not hazy enough? Are you lacking Experience? Get an amazing guitar lesson from Bubbles, a Hendrix guitar expert... and a VERY special guest!
Runtime: 35:52 • Published: March 9, 2016

Time for SOTU, Fuckers! The (Tired) Boys have news on TPB Season 11, Trippin’ With Leigh post production, Cheap Smokes, TPB OTP, Robb and JP jack-offs, and Smith’s new studio overspending, drinking and cock love. Hopefully they can stay awake long enough to actually fucking tell you about it!
Runtime: 7:51 • Published: March 7, 2016

What's it like inside the SwearNet studio? Kaitlin and Laura take you on a tour to its most intimate parts!
Runtime: 7:21 • Published: March 3, 2016

In the capital of Denmark, the boys must climb into the boxing ring with a heavyweight champion and tour the city sporting a conspicuous sex device.
Runtime: 25:11 • Published: March 1, 2016

The boys sport culturally traditional footwear, ride a three-person bicycle and visit a coffee shop while touring the capital of the Netherlands.
Runtime: 22:45 • Published: March 1, 2016

n Stockholm, the boys must eat a gut-busing meal of Swedish meatballs and fermented herring without barfing and make a save against a hockey legend.
Runtime: 21:59 • Published: March 1, 2016

The boys head to Berlin, where they must perform the "Chicken Dance" wearing lederhosen, take nude sunbathing selfies and run in the Berlin marathon.
Runtime: 27:24 • Published: March 1, 2016

What in the fuck is THAT?? Buddy van Doodle takes Pug's "Inwood Taste Test" challenge – and he's gonna be needing that bucket!
Runtime: 12:59 • Published: March 1, 2016

Good morning SwearNet! The Morning Show ladies pull a hilarious prank, review the Indiana Jones movie or whatever the fuck it was called, and get fit with a super amazing workout. Pat Roach also has a hot story about muthafucking Mars! Sponsored by Mom Wine - it makes ya cool!
Runtime: 9:57 • Published: February 25, 2016

Should I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!
Runtime: 8:51 • Published: February 23, 2016

Canadian singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith is this week's podcast guest – and he's brought his guitar! He talks about a trip to Paul McCartney's house, Japanese toilets, and eavesdropping on Elton John. He also plays some tunes with Bubbles!
Runtime: 35:22 • Published: February 19, 2016

You gotta look after your birds! Ricky shows you how to make a stunning bird feeder using apples, power tools, and peanut butter. You're gonna need a lot of peanut butter.
Runtime: 26:42 • Published: February 17, 2016

Pat hasn't got time for this shit today, but he's gonna do it anyway! This week's fucked news includes cloning stupid fuckin' dogs, the Miss Universe fuck-up, and why everyone needs to fart!
Runtime: 8:10 • Published: February 13, 2016

Start your day right with The Morning Show! Get the lowdown on movies we've never seen, a special news report from Pat Roach, and tons of crazy morning fun. Brought to you by Mom Wine!
Runtime: 12:50 • Published: February 11, 2016

Should I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more!
Runtime: 6:29 • Published: February 9, 2016

What's brown, stinky, and tastes like shit? This week's Extreme Fucking News! Pat investigates cock-touching aliens, weed legalization in Canada, and how to raise your shitty little kids!
Runtime: 13:44 • Published: February 6, 2016

The Boys have good fuckin' news and they're celebrating with The Liquor! Find out about an awesome new collaboration with Tom Green, Tripping with Leigh... and guess how many countries TPB is now aired in (betcha can't!)
Runtime: 7:55 • Published: February 5, 2016

Pug shows you how to turn a dirty, shitty old beer keg into a stealthy cheech-hive! Awesome as frig!
Runtime: 13:07 • Published: February 2, 2016

What's happening to Ricky? He's making 'abacastraca' art, talking French, and doing math! Also: Amazing facts about barcodes, termites, and dead birds, and why Bubbles hates Mr. Magoo!
Runtime: 36:10 • Published: January 29, 2016

It's cold as fuck outside, and you've got no money – how do you get heat for free? Ricky learns you how! He also shows you how to cool the fuck down!
Runtime: 16:46 • Published: January 27, 2016

The Boys are joined by Pat Roach for Mailbag! Goodies include a package sent by a cat called Runt, a big dirty package from Big Joe, a new sword sharpener for JP, and... anal plugs?!?
Runtime: 16:24 • Published: January 25, 2016

Thinking of going to a fancy dress party as a hot dog, or sexy Donald Trump? Think again....
Runtime: 3:46 • Published: January 21, 2016

Son of a meat cigrit! Pug, Buddy van Doodle and the crew have a sweet new ride, and are ready to jump 'er over the Big Gap of Death. Hip, hip!
Runtime: 5:46 • Published: January 19, 2016

On this week's SOTU: Robb declares war on terrorism, JP is on vomit mopping-up duty, and Smith is in Toronto doing... what?!?
Runtime: 6:04 • Published: January 15, 2016

Laura interviews beloved SwearNet employee, Jean Marie! But what the fuck does she actually do??
Runtime: 4:10 • Published: January 14, 2016